and this is part of why every email I send is PGP-signed.
<3 this decentralized way of identifying me. All you gotta do is trust a guy who trusts me, or semi-trust several guys who (semi-)trust me.
It's nitpicky, but you're using the word trust wrong here. I don't have to completely trust the people who signed your key, and I don't have to trust you at all. I have to trust the people that signed your key to have done the proper background checking. That's all. I could think your a vile, lying, cheater, but still know that when you send me that lying email, it is indeed you sending it.