Still no bidillybidilly boop noises though, and I don't look like a real hacker when I make those noises myself.

Well - I've added those noises. The flash can use a ton of work, but it's there. (and an obligatory startup sound).

NOW I can look like a proper monther funking hacker. I'm so happy I could poop.

If you want to add them: https://github.com/codejoust/codetyper I just haven't had time since I wrote it. (easter eggs: tab key + pressing enter twice).