Not only do I control the weather, but the stock market, too. If I buy a stock, it goes down. If I sell it, it goes up.

Every time.

Fortunately, after about 6 weeks or so, the market forgets I did a transaction, and things start moving my way. I'm forced to be a long term investor.

Now, if only you would let the rest of us know before you buy or sell stock ;-)

waiterbright says>" If I buy a stock, it goes down. If I sell it, it goes up."?

Vijay, is that you?