> There's little that is worse than queing to play your favorite tank and the other 5 players yelling at you to switch to $meta.
*Healing teammates*
Team mate: I need healing
Me: Im already healing teammate
Team mate: I need healing
Team mate: I need healing
Team mate: I need healing
*hasn’t stopped healing*
*Team mate dies*
LITERALLY NO HEALS. FFS HEAL!
End of Match
FFS HEALS UNINSTALL THE GAME.
Cards land.
Top healer of the match, 40% of damage recovered.
Me: What more do you fucking want???
For me, that’s I enjoy the least as being healer. I would rather have 0 comms than that. And the thing is, there is fuck all bliss can do to fix it. Dicks are gonna be dicks, idiots are always gonna be idiots.
EDIT: The other “fun” one is this.
Healers: “We have tracer and or doom fist fucking up out back line”
*tumbleweeds*
Healers: “hey, we are seriously getting are arses handed to us in the back line, can we get a bit of help just so they lay off our back line for a bit?”
*tumbleweeds*
Rest of the team: WHERE THE FUCK ARE RHE HEALERS?
Healers: “Dead, we are both dead. We can’t heal if we are dead or having to attack in order to keep ourselves alive because we have not backup. They have a Rein camping the spawn so I had to switch JUST to get out of the spawn room alive”
Rest of the team: FFS LITERALLY 0 HEALS.
ALSO GROUP THE FUCK UP. And don't spam "I need healing" and then go the opposite way to your healers (If we can't get to you or have LOS on you, we can not heal you), or spam it when you don't need healing (it takes our attenstion off those who do).
Oh and my personal fav(s).. Ask for heals, get a small heal then run away 2 sec's later and than complain you are not at full health, Or be a widowmaker way back away from the team snipping, spamming heals when you are standing 5 meters away from a large medipack. Or be a high mobility char getting healed, take 25% of damage thing "Fuck this PEACE", Leave by a means your healer can't only for your healer to then been stomped on (bonus points if you then complain about healing 0.5 seconds after leaving your healer).
And you wonder why we flip the fuck out, say fuck it and turn into a DPS Moria or a well booping Lucio?
*Healing teammates*
Team mate: I need healing
Me: Im already healing teammate
Team mate: I need healing
Team mate: I need healing
Team mate: I need healing
*hasn’t stopped healing*
*Team mate dies*
LITERALLY NO HEALS. FFS HEAL!
End of Match
FFS HEALS UNINSTALL THE GAME.
Cards land.
Top healer of the match, 40% of damage recovered.
Me: What more do you fucking want???
For me, that’s I enjoy the least as being healer. I would rather have 0 comms than that. And the thing is, there is fuck all bliss can do to fix it. Dicks are gonna be dicks, idiots are always gonna be idiots.
EDIT: The other “fun” one is this.
Healers: “We have tracer and or doom fist fucking up out back line”
*tumbleweeds*
Healers: “hey, we are seriously getting are arses handed to us in the back line, can we get a bit of help just so they lay off our back line for a bit?”
*tumbleweeds*
Rest of the team: WHERE THE FUCK ARE RHE HEALERS?
Healers: “Dead, we are both dead. We can’t heal if we are dead or having to attack in order to keep ourselves alive because we have not backup. They have a Rein camping the spawn so I had to switch JUST to get out of the spawn room alive”
Rest of the team: FFS LITERALLY 0 HEALS.
ALSO GROUP THE FUCK UP. And don't spam "I need healing" and then go the opposite way to your healers (If we can't get to you or have LOS on you, we can not heal you), or spam it when you don't need healing (it takes our attenstion off those who do).
Oh and my personal fav(s).. Ask for heals, get a small heal then run away 2 sec's later and than complain you are not at full health, Or be a widowmaker way back away from the team snipping, spamming heals when you are standing 5 meters away from a large medipack. Or be a high mobility char getting healed, take 25% of damage thing "Fuck this PEACE", Leave by a means your healer can't only for your healer to then been stomped on (bonus points if you then complain about healing 0.5 seconds after leaving your healer).
And you wonder why we flip the fuck out, say fuck it and turn into a DPS Moria or a well booping Lucio?