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I fully expect that if I find a "major outage" on Slack's status page that it could only mean the outbreak of nuclear war.


"Some users may experience brief service disruption."


"By the account of them and us being completely vaporized"


I was going to link the appropriate XKCD where organised attackers are panicing as they realise they're dealing with a sysadmin muttering about uptime..

.. but of course XKCD is down too.

e: https://xkcd.com/705/


"Only the last couple seconds of their lives."




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