The following are quoted extracts from Roger's Profanisaurus:
"knob 1. n. Penis; prick; John Thomas. 2. v. To shag. As in “I knobbed the arse off her”.
knob cheese n. 1. Smeg-ma. 2. Foreskin feta found underneath Kojak’s roll-neck (qv) and around the banjo (qv) or cheese ridge. Also knob Stilton, knob yoghurt, Helmetdale (qv).
knob chopper n. Precariously balanced lavatory seat which falls down while you’re having a piss and therefore must be held up manually.
knob head . knob end n. Fuck wit; thick head; oaf.
knob jockey n. Someone who sits on a door handle whilst the door is in motion for sexual gratification.
knob shiner n. Someone who is always prepared to polish a pink oboe (qv)."
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