My Premier League title predictions for the next 21 years: 2026 Man City, 2027 Man Utd, 2028 Newcastle (or Sunderland, to keep things interesting in the North East. But not Spurs), 2029 Man Utd, 2030 Arsenal, 2031 Chelsea, 2032 Man City, 2033 Man City, 2034 Man Utd, 2035 Arsenal, 2036 Man Utd, 2037 Chelsea, 2038 Man Utd, 2039 Man Utd, 2040 Leicester C (silver jubilee of Richard III reburial), 2041 Man City, 2042 Man Utd, 2043 Man City, 2044 Chelsea, 2045 Man Utd, 2046 Liverpool (to complete the mysterious cycle).
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I just extended the sequence - Utd needed 8 more wins to get to 21, City needed 5 to get to 13, etc. The only prediction I'll put money on is Leicester winning in 2040 because the only thing that explains their 2015 win was some divine intervention to reward the city for rescuing an anointed king from a car park and reburying him in their cathedral that year.
I'd go further and suggest that has tipped right over into insanity. I've been following them since 1985 and I'm pretty much resigned to never seeing another United EPL win in my lifetime (because it has been an absolute shit show since Ferguson left with no real signs of concrete progress.)
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