It has been a constant source of irritation in my life that I could never rate the Spawn movie zero stars on IMDB.

Consider the first star as an award for technically qualifying as a “movie” in much the same way as tree bark qualifies as food.

It’s actually the pith between the bark and the sapwood that is edible.

If you don't die within 1-2 weeks of watching a movie, it surely deserves at least 2 out of 10 stars.