> As of 07:55 UTC, we are experiencing issues with the Dashboard, Express Dashboard on all platforms and Mobile surfaces. We’re continuing to investigate and will post further updates. API requests and payment processing are unaffected by this issue.

https://status.stripe.com/

Today's Downtime Mystery: Another instance of vibe-coding ? Did the pull request 'came from within the company' ?

Stripe's "Minions": How AI agents write 1,300 PRs weekly with 0 human coding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Mi5SYSDnY

This might be a slightly more useful link: https://downdetector.com/status/stripe/

Looks like the dashboard was down. Payments continued to work. And I guess the dashboard is back up now?

Yeah, that's the interesting part.

In big systems, you usually find out what's mission-critical by seeing what still works when something goes sideways.

It would be nice if they could reduce the dashboards memory consumption while they're at it!

Payment links still seem to be working. Just the dashboard?

Link is to the dashboard? I do not have a stripe account

Sound of an old LP record scratch while the global economy grinds to a halt…

/me looks nervously at the Strait of Hormuz.

Stripe is using AWS