Ad Board Chairwoman: Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative Board hearing. You're being accused of intentionally breaching security, violating copyrights, violating individual privacy by creating the website, www.facemash.com. You're also charged with being in violation of the University's policy on distribution of digitized images. Before we begin with our questioning you're allowed to make a statement. Would you like to do so?
Mark Zuckerberg: I've...
[Mark stands up to make his statement]
Mark Zuckerberg: You know I've already apologized in the Crimson to the ABHW, to Fuerza Latina and to any women at Harvard who may have been insulted as I take it that they were. As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this Board.
Ad Board Chairwoman: I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg: Yes.
Ad Board Chairwoman: I don't understand.
Mark Zuckerberg: Which part?
Ad Board Chairwoman: You deserve recognition?
Mark Zuckerberg: I believe I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system.
It's funnier when FB points to some fine print and acts like bigger douches then those administrator. I would've half expected FB to have engaged this person in a whole differrent spirit, with all the well publicized "we're cool & paying whitehat hackers" PR & new articles.
Ad Board Chairwoman: Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative Board hearing. You're being accused of intentionally breaching security, violating copyrights, violating individual privacy by creating the website, www.facemash.com. You're also charged with being in violation of the University's policy on distribution of digitized images. Before we begin with our questioning you're allowed to make a statement. Would you like to do so?
Mark Zuckerberg: I've... [Mark stands up to make his statement]
Mark Zuckerberg: You know I've already apologized in the Crimson to the ABHW, to Fuerza Latina and to any women at Harvard who may have been insulted as I take it that they were. As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this Board.
Ad Board Chairwoman: I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg: Yes.
Ad Board Chairwoman: I don't understand.
Mark Zuckerberg: Which part?
Ad Board Chairwoman: You deserve recognition?
Mark Zuckerberg: I believe I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system.
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The similarity is uncanny.