"Hey we have an app we want you to build, it should be super simple and take you no time at all" says the guy who has written code exactly never, but is a pro with powerpoint.

Getting a functional app within 2 days, and him thinking he's going to be able to "learn to code" and have that kind of output is bonkers.

I've been coding half my life, and it will still take me weeks to put together small stuff that I obsess over every little detail on.