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You'd make an amazing PM.

"Hey, how should we deal with resetting people's passwords and keys when they forget them?"

"Tell them to get a safe deposit box"

"And when they're traveling or really need a report and the bank's closed?

"They shouldn't have lost their keys. Stupid lusers."



"We could just make it upload all the secret goodies to us for safe keeping."

"Hey, who are you and how did you get in this meeting?"

"I'm the new intern. From the CIA."

"Oh, okay, yeah, let's do that."




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