"...Kenobi's seminal paper "May the Force be with EU" – a strong argument that his experiment should be built in Europe – persuaded the CERN Council to finance..."

This is my favorite today so far

> With the research ongoing, many at CERN are already predicting that the Force will awaken later this year.

For being the people who created the internet their website is rather slow...

You mean, "created the World Wide Web".