consider me forewarned. if in twenty years I'm retired living on a golden yacht sailing the icy seas of Europa I hope a non-trivial portion of my income is coming from the royalties on the sales of that T-shirt.
and/or from the earnings on my book series The Dread Space Pirate Richard. (srsly)
or... savings from my day job. a good strategy has several fallbacks. :-P
you have been both very kind and very constructive. email me at groglogic@gmail.com and I'll ensure you always have free copies of all the books and audio episodes. (I did not see your email in your profile otherwise I would have sent this privately.)
And I should warn you! I WILL make a T-shirt and give you credit.